snorlaxatives:

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

nat-20s:

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

midnightinjapan:

mclennonyaoi:

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

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irischroma:

princess-prettyboy:

Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend

weltenwellen:

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Mary Oliver, from “Five A.M. in the Pinewoods”, The Truro Bear and Other Adventures: Poems and Essays

zmije:

I think soulmates are real but they r made not found and also they are your friends

bloedkoraal:

google search how to cough up the ball of grief that’s been stuck in your stomach since birth

hapalopus:

The only acceptable ads should be shit like “groceries on sale” and “free event at the local library”

transmutationisms:

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i’ll be really tired when i go to bed tonight